Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Usefulness of Haiku: Dating, Drinking and Dog Training

Or, Look at Me, I'm So Prolific Today

On Dating:

10 in ’10, the goal
Hutaree, Creeps and their ilk
Screw it, I’m single.

On Drinking:

Margies taste so good
No fear of rickets today
Pass the salt, please

On Dog Training:

Sit, stay, leave it. Go!
Cuddle, scratch, love them madly.
Wait—man or beast? Both!
(Guess technically, this could be dating)

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